1) Seasick from literally the first moment the ship left the dock in Baltimore. The first moment. It didn't go away until we docked in Bermuda. Well it kind of went away when I got drunk enough that the boat's spinning didn't bother me so much. But I guess that really doesn't count. On the bright side, I spent $50 on those seasick patches for nothing. And I've still got a headache 5 days after we got back. Woo hoo!