Domino's is pretty much universally considered the worst pizza you can buy, but they've made a huge fortune selling that stuff for years (primarily to drunken college students I guess) and it's not like other fast food companies like McDonald's or Friday's give a crap that their food tastes like shit as long as people keep buying it. But in rather shocking news, the pizza company has decided to change its formula to make it, you know, tastier, and even more shocking, their new ad campaign basically openly admits that their pizza tastes like crap. Pretty bold stuff. I don't know whether to laud them for such a risky corporate maneuver or chide them for failing to apologize for decades of serving that crap to stupid consumers. I guess I can just laugh at the whole thing and continue to eat organic fruits and vegetables while avoiding fast food places like the plagues on America that they are. But if you are in the laughing mood, here's something from Colbert about Domino's in his "Alpha Dog of the Week" that I couldn't stop laughing through...
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